25 Tweets From Anna Kendrick the Comedy Goddess of Twitter

Anna is as lovely as she is downright hilarious and her presence on Twitter is unmatched. Here's a little sample of her wit and humor.

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  • 01
    Face - ER LE E Y DIDNT SEE T COMING CHARLIZE THERON ON THE LOVE ARAR HAT CHANGID HER FE OUT OF CONTROL youe PERTECTIONM DarvING YOU CRAZY EXCLUSIVE EXCERPT RY CUINTON'S REVEALING NEW MEMO HER MANCE Anna Kendrick Follow @AnnaKendrick47 Oh Charlize, always borrowing my clothes and being hot and tall and blonde in them. Classic Theron. 10:13 PM 23 Jun 2014 5,443 27,156
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  • 02
    Text - Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 Follow Sometimes the only reason I leave my house is so when someone asks about my day I don't have to say "Netflix and avoiding responsibilities" 10:23 PM 4 Jun 2014 t23,061 26,935
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  • 03
    Text - Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 Follow My daily objective is less about goal achievement and more about regret management. #AimLow 7:14 PM - 14 May 2015 18,878 29,261
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  • 04
    Text - Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 Follow It's cute how I used to think this "barely-holding-it- together" feeling was temporary. 8:13 PM - 17 Feb 2015 28,527 39,604
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  • 05
    Text - Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 Follow Is there a filter on Instagram that fixes Bitchy Resting Face? Asking for a friend. 5:16 PM - 25 Jul 2014 8,170 13,685
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  • 06
    Text - Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 Follow Good news from the set of Pitch Perfect. Beca still mostly wears long pants and boots, so I basically never have to shave my legs. Or feet. 8:39 PM 16 Jun 2014 t6,935 24,946
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  • 07
    Text - Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 Follow "I don't want a whole dessert, let's just get two spoons" Former friends of mine. 6:48 PM 12 Feb 2015 11,066 24,635
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  • 08
    Eyewear - Anna Kendrick Follow @AnnaKendrick47 Carrie Fisher wore glitter in her hair. When I said I liked it, she ran her fingers through it and lobbed a handful at me. #TheGreatest 7:37 PM -27 Dec 2016 21,945 144,897
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  • 09
    Job - 640 Sometimes I start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Anna Kendrick Follow @AnnaKendrick47 Most of the interviews I do. 4:07 PM 4 May 2015 t 11,375 33,350
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  • 10
    Text - Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 Follow I get the same feeling at the dentist that I get when a cop car is behind me; I haven't done anything wrong, but I feel incredibly guilty. 8:21 PM 30 Sep 2014 t7,168 15,931
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  • 11
    Text - Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 Follow "Shame. She was normally so good with those wolves" - Someone at my funeral, I hope. 9:49 PM - 2 May 2015 7,757 23,553
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  • 12
    Text - Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 Follow I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. 8:36 PM 28 Jan 2015 19,739 37,270
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  • 13
    Text - Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 Follow Does anyone else think "don't be a weirdo, don't be a weirdo" over and over when entering social gatherings? Cause I don't. 5:36 PM - 8 Apr 2015 t16,253 32,291
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  • 14
    Text - Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 Follow Gluten 8:51 PM - 13 Jan 2015 t12,788 23,000
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  • 15
    Text - Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 Follow People who care about celebrity babies are creepy. "What will her baby look like?!" A baby. You've seen a baby right? It'll look like that. 5:06 PM 1 Oct 2013 t12,626 11,842
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  • 16
    Text - Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 Follow Yes of course I got your text - I'm just ignoring it. Don't make it weird. 7:10 PM-27 Jan 2015 34,288 52,305
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  • 17
    Text - Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 Follow So, there's NO existing service that rents puppies to people with hangovers? America, you have failed me. 7:23 PM - 3 Mar 2014 t9,720 20,963
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  • 18
    Text - Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 Follow Dear @ArianaGrande, Where do you buy clothes? Thank you in advance, Short girls everywhere 7:44 PM - 11 May 2015 t9,136 27,258
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  • 19
    Text - Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 Follow The word "Anna" shifted up the alphabet one letter becomes "Boob." Ho. Ly. Shit -via reddit 10:05 PM 12 Apr 2014 t7,187 22,430
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  • 20
    Text - Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 Follow Sometimes the best part of my what I'm gonna eat when I get off work. 7:13 PM 21 Apr 2014 day is imagining t16,297 22,151
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  • 21
    Text - Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 Follow Burned my thumb on set today. iPhone fingerprint ID won't work. Pretty sure I can get away with murder as long as I only use my thumb. 3:40 AM 2 May 2014 t4,418 18,066
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  • 22
    Hair dryer - ENWOOD Dualit Goorge KENWOODKENY RENWOOD Foresa 25-00 twilight Sparkle Ceramic lonic Dryer Dries hair faster for maximum shine LIMITED EDITION Official Licensed Product of Used on the set of The Twlight S MT Bking D twitight 16 FEATURES Quiet Sped Mtr n ty Guide Ceramic Technology for faster drying lonic Technology for z-ee shiny h Ergonomic Lightweight Design Fuses 5 Amp Fuses Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 Follow No. Nope. No no no. C'mon guys, there's a LINE There. Is. A. Line 5:0
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  • 23
    Text - Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 Follow For someone with such an intense need to be liked you'd think I would have figured out how to be less of an asshole. 6:12 PM 2 Sep 2013 1 48,710 67,691
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  • 24
    Text - Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 Follow Ugh - NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater again. Apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered "inappropriate" 6:45 PM - 14 Jan 2013 t35,449 33,944
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  • 25
    Text - Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 Follow "You're the only person in the world I don't hate right now" is as close as I get to saying "I love you" 7:57 PM - 16 May 2014 14,874 21,035
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